EW STEVE ROGERS WORE THE SAME UNDERPANTS FOR SEVENTY YEARS
Captain America: The First Commando
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there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
Apparently, Canadian Thanksgiving is also Canadian Yom Kippur.
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This is for actualmenacebuckybarnes, becase this shit is way too long for an ask.
Okay, so what we know the serum did:
- Put on muscle and bone mass.
- Increased his metabolism by 4, according to the Marvel Guide Book
- Gave him increased…
Color-blindness isn’t caused by the lack of photoreceptors. It’s caused by those photoreceptors not being differentially expressed. In normal color vision, a cones sensitive to “red” wavelengths of light and cones sensitive to “green” wavelengths are never expressed in the same cells. So you, literally, have cells that only “see” red (let’s call these guys Cyclops cells) or only “see” green (Hulk cells). When red light hits your retina, the “red” photoreceptors cause the Cyclops cells to tell your visual cortex they’ve been beamed with photons. Likewise, green light evoked a similar response from the Hulk cells. This is the only time segregation based on color is ever a good thing, btw. In color-blindness (more accurately, “color confusion”) you get red photoreceptors and green photoreceptors expressed in both cell types. So Cyclops cells shout to the visual cortex when they see red or green light instead of only when they see red. And the Hulk cells smash when they see both colors as well. As a consequence, the brain can’t tell red light from green light. A similar process happens in the much less common yellow-blue color confusion. We are much more likely to suffer genetic diseases and disorders as a result of these epigenetic phenomena than we are from actual loss of genes.
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
Who says they were married?
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jamesgunn #gotgpicoftheday Ronan takes the Milano for a spin. So many of us on the cast and crew were like kids around the giant toys on set. Lee Pace, who plays Ronan, wanted his photo in Peter Quill’s ship and I happily obliged.
That awkward moment when Ronan the Accuser takes The Milano and abandons the Dwarves of Erebor to the whims of Smaug
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It makes me so angry that Harry was being neglected, emotionally and possibly physically abused for years and no one ever noticed. And I don’t just mean when he was at Hogwarts but before that. How did none of his teachers notice that something was wrong?
I don’t know, but I bet someone is willing to blame Obama for it.
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
“Lieutenant” is a title that must be earned by accepting accountability and responsibility. Anyone who has ever been born meets the criterion for “baby”. I recommend gentrifying and revitalizing a word like “cur” or a food like “cabbage” instead.
Catch our fav new duo Iggy and Rita on a brand new ep of House of Style.
I totally thought these were Emma Frost and Illyana Rasputin cosplayers at first glance… and in my head they always will be
#nat and steve probably fought for like five minutes over who got to use the laser pointer (via briecheesies)
#OH MY GOD #SAM HAD TO MAKE THE FINAL CALL THO #LIKE IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE HE WAS JUST #’NAT YOU GET TO PUNT HIM OFF THE BUILDING SO LET STEVE USE THE LASER POINTER’ OR SOME SHIT IDEK (via buckysexual)
Sure, because Nat doesn’t just have a sniper rifle with a laser scope stashed all over the city…
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